Saturday, January 13, 2007

Where are you when I need you?

Where'd you go? I miss you so.
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone.
Please come back home.

-Fort Minor, Where'd you go-

Yes, where have you gone?

Without a single word, you left me.

Clawing for you, yearning for you.

I need you, don't you know that?

Yes, my boobs, WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS GONE???

I know, I haven't been eating as much... But I need to lose weight what!
And yes, I have been sick for the past few days....
But you guys shouldn't leave me just like that!

When are you guys gonna learn?
Why is it when I lose weight, you guys are always the first things to go...
And when I put on weight, you are the last things to be upsized?

Don't make me a lesser being.
Don't leave me half the woman I was.

Make me proud.

Please come back home.
Please come back home.
Please come back home.


Anonymous said...

woman, my boobs have been missing all my life, so don't you dare complain! *growl*

Anonymous said...

i never had boobs ok! mean sec school boys would walk past me and make aeroplane landing noises. then i'd run to toilet and cry wtf.

mizzvickz said...

AHAHAHAHA you are bloody hilarious.

Anonymous said...

okaaaay.. seriously, THERE ARE REINDEERS. not just in stories dear ^^

think of it this way.. u say ur boobs go missing when u slim down.. but ure slim! ... there's always wonder bras for desperate measures LOL :P

revel in me said...
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revel in me said...

jaclyn: Don't bluff, I saw your cleavage before! :P

tze: Walao!!! Got such mean boys in this world!! CISSSS....

Go peek on them peeing, and make pinkie gestures and laugh at them! Wahaha I am so smart.

victoria: HEEHEEHEE I know.

jean: Serious??? I thought reindeers only exist in santa tales... *sheepish*

Hehe, i've put on the weight of a reindeer in melbourne lar, forced to lose weight... And I don't like the idea of wonderbras and gila padded bras... Like bluff people! =(

Anonymous said...

So.. I never knew your chests were of the male gender.. Hmm... haha..

revel in me said...

chor min: Pfffft.