Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Accounting standards.

My heater is fixed!!! :D :D :D
Errr, it wasn't really fixed per se, turns out I was pressing the wrong button. -_-

Tomorrow is my Advanced Financial Accounting finals, and ironically, guess what I just received from the boyfriend in my email.

Note: IFRS stands for International Financial Reporting Standards.

IFRS 69: Accounting for Girl Friends


The objective of IFRS 69 is to prescribe the accounting treatment for Girl friends. The principal issues are the timing of recognition of a female friend as a girl friend, the no. of days the relationship can be carried on and any write down in this romantic relationship. It also provides guidance on the methods to be employed to make GF.


This IAS applies to all GF’s except those whose father, brother, ex-boyfriends or prospective boyfriends are working in police, army, intelligence agencies or political organizations or 6+ feet tall, have muscular body and know kung fu, judo or any other marshal art.


The following terms are used in this Standard with the meanings specified:

LOVE is a serious mental disease, mostly found in old Indian movies, dramas and Urdu literature.

FLIRTING is the modern form of love; this disease came from Hollywood movies, new Indian movies, internet, mobile phones, and English literature.

MARRIAGE is a long term liability as a result of PAST events that is expected to be settled by increasing the population, decreasing the health and money.

GIRL FRIEND is a current asset as a result of past efforts that is probable to generate future dates, physical contact and gifts. If not properly handled may become long-term liability i.e. wife.

BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE is the present value of the future dates that a boyfriend expects to realize from continuing use of the GF over its useful life and from its disposal to his another friend at the end of the flirting term

FLIRTING TERM is the higher of the following:

-from your first conversation till the time the GF father catches you

-from the time of your first date till your GF get married with another person ,in which case she will become your ex-GF.

-from the time of your first date till you get married with your GF, afterward it will become a suffering term.


A girl shall be recognized as a girl friend if, and only if:

(a) it is probable that future physical benefits associated with the girlfriend will flow to the boyfriend,

(b) no possibility of GF becoming a long term liability (wife) exists and

(c) the expenditures to be incurred (e.g. in respect of gifts, cards etc ) can be measured reliably

Female Cousins, younger sisters, and other female friends associated with the girlfriend should not be recognized. However, beautiful and bold ones should be declared in the flirting statement if and only if it is probable that they are expected to result in prospective girlfriends.


All the following factors shall be considered in determining the useful life of a GF:

(a) Expected “usage” of the girlfriend.

(b) Expected “physical” wear and tear, which depends on “operational” factors such as the number of “shifts” the GF is to be used.

(c) Technical or commercial obsolescence arising from changes in fashion or “service output” of the GF.

(d) “Legal” or similar limits on the “use” of the GF.


The Girl Friend shall be derecognized:

1. at the end of the useful life of GF or flirting term whichever is earlier,

2. when no future benefits are expected from her or her disposal or

3. when remote possibility of GF becoming long term liability occurs.


The flirting statement shall disclose, for each “class” of GF:

A) Total no. of GFs with:

• age of GF

• complexion, face cut

• the useful life of each GF

• email address, residential address and mobile no. of each GF

• any “special” benefits that may have been derived from the GF

B) A reliable estimate of the boy friend regarding no. of expected GFs for each class of GF.

C) A reliable estimate of the expenditures to be incurred (e.g. in respect of gifts, cards etc) for each class of GF.

D) BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE with respect to each class of GF.


Well, I guess Accounting students will find this funnier... ;)


Anyway, to cut the explanation short, and I hate explaining jokes, 'cause it spoils it, but accounting standards are really written like this. :P

And MR.CHEAH!!!!

You dare to apply this standard to this pretty face!!!

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Hmmms. Exam is tomorrow, I really shouldn't be blogging. Before this, I was trying out clothes from shopping bags strewn on my floor. Kinda exciting, 'cause some of the clothes, I was trying for the first time.


And don't you dare to judge me, and say that I am a brat because I sometimes buy clothes without trying them on first!!!! I just know my size and body well. ;)

(Oh, Smalls, if you could hear rustling and boxes opening and closing, that was me, rummaging through my belts to see what matches the clothes I tried on, hehe)

And now to think of it, last semester before my papers, I was also trying on clothes to see what to pack for my Sydney trip. o_O


Ok la, no joke man. I am off to study! Wish me lotsa luck!!! MWAHHH!


Anonymous said...

Wah, why are you so crude, esp in your previous post?

Anyways, all the best for your AFA paper tmr dear! Good luck, you'll ace it.!

Love ya! =) <3 <3 <3

jmeei said...

All the best! xoxo

Monsta said...

wow.. i love that accounting parody u wrote.. its really witty! :D

aih, u as lame as grace ler.. ;p

revel in me said...

chormin: 'Cause it's no fun to be shivering in the cold! *sulky*

And BAHHH, I SCREWED IT!!!! How how how. :(

Love you too! Muaks.

jia meei: Thank, love! :)

yellowe_monsta: EHHHH!!! You just call me witty!!! How can you call me lame!!!! How can you take it back!!! Witty does not equals to lame k!!!

And being equated to grace when it comes to lameness IS THE WORST THING EVERRR!!!


Anonymous said...

but i dont see any eyebags on you! =)

Jin said...

nice blog you have :)

liss said...

hey babe,
was gonna wish you luck for the paper.. until i saw your previous comment!

hugs you, this too shall pass!

revel in me said...


jin: Thank you so much dearie! <333

liss: THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!! :) :) :) Good luck for your exams too k!! =) Are you going back to kl? :)

Monsta said...

well.. witty in a lame way... quite oxymoron kind of thing if u get my drift..

but whoah.. the 'torture' of going through all the years with grace. i pity you...

goodness, she better not see these comments.. i'd die kao kao.. hahaha

oh, all the best for your exams! :D go shop more!