Friday, April 11, 2008

Benci-nya!

I hate VPLs (Visible Panty Lines) 'cause it's such an eyesore. I hate unfunny people, you bore me to tears. I hate porn because it degrades women. I hate hairy legs on women, it is so ugly and unbecoming! it's not that difficult to shave y'know *hands you epilator*. I hate the color black, 'cause it is safe, boring, mundane, common, and it speaks of a wallflower persona, BUT it is slimming. I hate my pillow 'cause it's getting too flat. I hate quiet people, 'cause opposites do NOT attract. I hate people who try too hard, don't you know I can see right through you. I hate Topshop 'cause their stuff are so effing expensive, but boy, aren't they pretty. I hate people who own Stam bags, but that's simply a case of sour prunes. I hate weak people, I don't have time to cater to you. I hate leftover food, maybe I am spoiled, or maybe it just tastes funny. I hate restaurants who served 'insincere' food, i.e. food which obviously has no heart or soul. I hate all processed food, but funnily, they are the tastiest. I hate exercising, because I always can't wait for it to end, and no, I don't enjoy being out of breath and having near-death experiences during cardio. I hate la-las, although some people might berate me for being mean or even unfair but I really can't stand their dressing; ok fine, maybe I can tahan the nice lala girls, but oh, perish, all you lala boys with open shirts with baggy pants and embroidered dragons and patent shoes. I hate people with bad fashion sense, or even worse, no fashion sense; I just feel like bringing you home to dress you up properly. I hate people who do not take care of the environment, I am not asking you to be an environmentalist, but at least pick up your rubbish, close taps tightly, and do not leave electricity on unnecessarily; we do only have one earth, y'know. I hate people who can't speak English, except for my favourite mamak men, wait a minute, even they can speak fluent english; how am I supposed to communicate with you? I hate people who look down on me, it only speaks of your ignorance, and it makes victory so sweet when I prove you wrong and beat your stinky ass out. I hate 'follower' type of people, y'know, those who do not have a mind of their own, and can't form a single opinion by themself; good riddance, I say. I hate cake with icing or whipped cream, it is BAD BAD BAD. I hate people with flat stomachs, yea, how you know, 'cause I don't have one. I hate lovehandles, who invented wan, bloody hell. I hate cold weathers, although you could wear boots and play with layering and put on my Alannah Hill scarf, but I am more of a bask-in-sunshine girl. I hate boring, generic people, jump off the cliff, PLEASE. I hate people who are pretending to be something they are not; it is just sad to look at you. I hate bad liars, if you want to lie, do it properly. I hate it when you are in the toilet and you suddenly realise that there is no more toilet paper left. I hate running to the phone when it rings only to have the call cut off just when you reach it. I hate BO, that is Body Odor for you unknowing people; please, just do me a favor and stay far far away from me. I hate guys who are too touchy-feely, do you think it's a turn on??? it's not. I hate pretentious people,I have to grit my teeth when I am with you. I hate driving in traffic jams; my stress levels get so high that I feel that my head will pop. I hate being caught in the rain in suede heels and non-waterproof mascara. I hate it when people don't indulge in their childish sides; your inner child needs to come out to play sometimes. I hate missing the bus by 2 seconds. I hate fake flowers, real ones touch the heart more. I hate spoilsports and partypoopers, being sporting is a virtue. I hate non-spontaneous people, not everything in life has to follow a jadual, it's okay to let loose and just follow the rhythm. I hate unconfident people, I just feel like giving you a hearty shake at your shoulders and telling you to buck up and love yourself for who you are. I hate unconfident people who pretend that they are confident, because they put down other people to put themselves up. I hate pesky people who don't know when they are not wanted. I hate it when I find a gorgeous item on sale and they don't have it in my size. I hate drinks which are too sweet, cordial is a no-no. I hate constipation, 'nuff said. I hate my dry elbows, no matter how much lotion I slab on, they still feel like an ant-eater's skin to me. I hate bad hair days, because it affects how I feel for the day. I hate days that I have my period, I will have to worry for stains, and it's just a bloody inconvenience (no pun intended). I hate judgemental people, but I am guilty of it too. I hate ugly people who puts on too much make-up, it doesn't help, y'know, it only makes you look even worse. I hate the fact that I haven't seen my high school friends in eons. I hate people who uses fake goods, as if people can't tell like that; but you're allowed to if you have a very very good reason. I hate it even more when people think I use fake goods, I don't k. I hate bad movies, I always feel so cheated after watching it; it doesn't matters whether I paid for a movie ticket or whether it was a pirated DVD. I hate people who impose their thoughts and ideas onto you and force you to believe in it; to each its own, haven't you heard? I hate wishy-washy people, just make your mind for goodness sake; but sometimes I am like that too, I can never seem to decide where to go or what to do with my girlfriends. I hate it when I step on chewing gum, it's a bitch to clean up. I hate bloggers who pose a gazillion pictures of them in the same pose and same clothes and same expressions; do you honestly think we are interested? I hate long legs, 'cause I have never had them. I hate men who wear sleeveless singlets and raise their arms to terrorise you with their armpit hair. I hate men who do not treat their other half well. I hate calculative people, you are a nuisance. I hate calculating people too, your manipulativeness makes me uneasy. I hate male chauvinists, FUCK YOU BASTARDS WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN YOU ANYDAY. I hate finding staple bullets in my food, it makes my heart drop to my stomach, and my appetite to my foot. I hate people who don't believe in fairy tales; it won't kill you to not be a cynic for a day.

I hate you today, and there's nothing you can do about it.

36 comments:

c r y s t said...

WahHAhHAHAHH~!!! A post full of hatred! LOL

foongjin said...

er. hope everything is ok. *hugs*

i asked my bf once, why you think they're called lovehandles ah? very lovable meh?!?!?!

YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID! he said, they're called lovehandles because you grab onto them when you're doing the doggystyle.

i don't know whether to laugh or to smack him. :/

Suet Li said...

eh foongjin, it's true, they're called lovehandles because of that very reason.

i'm not gonna tell u it's ok cause it's not HATE EVERYONE ALL YOU WANT YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO DO SO GRRRR PMSING PMSING (me)

tzeching said...

calllmmmmm doooowwwwnnnnnn wtf.

u ok ah! =(((

jean` said...

this girl... PMS ah u?
eh got good news - if u want to be my hsemate that is heh ^^
will email! .. i hope i rmber

jaclyn said...

wah, like that u hate me much =(((

cheer up dear, presents coming your way (julie's collecting your present from mummy wong and passing it to you, and i've your card with me now =D)!!

Victoria Fong said...

scary....

take a chill pill :)

Anonymous said...

Do yourself a favour. Go get a job!

mIcheLLe said...

Your hate is channeled into all the right places. Yesh I is hating topshop because it is ridiculously expensive but so nice T_T

foongjin said...

suet - REALLY! aiyer. HAHAHAHA poor jarod. i thought he was making it up! chey then why guys complain girls got lovehandles?!?! hahaha they should be happy right :P

revel in me said...

cryst: Hahahaha wtf. No la, just a list of things I dislike. :P


foongjin: Hahahahah I am I am! And OMG, I have a friend who told me that once!!! I just gave him the biggest -_______- look I could muster.


suet li: Ya meh!! I refused to believe love handles are termed for sexual reasons! T__T

HAHAHHAHA why you so angsty and angry HAHHAHHAHHAA


tzeching: Hahahahhaha why everyone thinks I am not ok!!!


jean: Hahahha, no no, no pms! Okies, got your email already! :)


jaclyn: Why?? You on the list meh?
And aww, thank you, dear! <333


victoria: HAHAHHA why scary??? Woman, you have more pet peeves than I do ok! Small ice cream small ice cream HAHAAHA.


anonymous: Seriously, what has this has ANY relevance to me having a job? Oh god. I do have a job. In S;pore in fact. Just that I have started yet. Thank you for your concern.


michelle: HAHAHHAHA you're like the only person who gets me!! T___T And who knows my heart is in the right place for this post. T____T


foongjin: HAHHAHA you damn cute! And they got complain about lovehandles meh! Men should appreciate ALL parts of women! GRRRR.

revel in me said...

anonymous: *haven't

Victoria Fong said...

eh that ice-cream incident is not really a pet peeve.. WAHAHAHA. i'm a changed woman now. i don't expect anything anymore. kakaka.

maybe it's scary coz u used the word HATE..and i kept reading the word hate so many times in this post.hate is damn strong la. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Seriously your hate for other things are fine except for hating ppl with bad sense of fashion. U think ppl are as rich as u who can just simply spend your mummy's cash and buy watever ? Not everybody likes to wear cheap pasar malam clothes it's just that they got no choice. They are poor. And for u rich spoilt bimbos better not insult poor ppl just because u are lucky to be borned in a rich family.

JuLJuL said...

Hahahaha. So many hates. I hate Topshop for being so expensive too. =) Looks like someone's upset. (refer to comment above)

Simon Seow said...

Wear a T-Back. Buy a RM 300 memory pillow.

Yatz said...

wtfbbqsosrotflolandalsolmaowithoutmuchadoshitinmypantsandbnlosekawkawin12thgeneralelection2008ican'ttakethishatredpostanymorekthxbye..

revel in me said...

victoria: Haha sure or not you're a changed woman! I buy you small popcorn next time too test you HAHA.

And ya la hate quite strong, but "I dislike... I dislike..."doesn't quite pack a punch right! :P


anonymous: Who says you need money to dress well. A white tank top paired with jeans is extremely stylish already. I don't wear expensive clothings at all, I don't see why you're so touchy. I wasn't directing it to 'poor' people, I would appreciate it if you can point out whereabouts I mentioned that in my entry. Please don't impose your self-conceived ideas onto me. And before you have a field day calling people rich spoilt bimbos, try not to second-guess my notions. Look who's the pompous accusatory twat now.

juljul: Haha, ya, damn expensive right! Cannot afford. T_T And yaya, some people are just presumptuous pricks.

revel in me said...

simon seow: HAHAHAHA! And what's a memory pillow!


yatz: wtfwhatareyoutalkingaboutwhyyousorandomwanhahaha

Simon Seow said...

It's a pillow that will take the form of the shape of your neck and head when you sleep, so firmly support your neck while you sleep.

mustardqueen said...

EH!! dunno WHO always didn't off the lights and fans and whatever electrical appliances cause the switches are dirty huh huh?? hahaha

and I had an 3 inch rusty NAIL in my pillow dumpling. T___T stapler bullets are nothing ok T_T meat juice wtf

missycheerio said...

hey woman.
you PMS ah? lol.
i told Alvin tht i wanna meet chor min already!and you of course.

dont add me onto your hate list too okayy

eggyoke said...

talk so much about you hate this, you hate that... talk about what you love, you like, you adore leh... I oso want to know, me so kpo hor...

alea amin said...

i like wearing black....... why you hate me T____T

revel in me said...

simon seow: Haha, I think I need one of those babies! :P


mustardqueen: Huh screwdriver?? WTFFF?? And what's a pillow dumling? And what's meat juice?? Why I don't get you wan! T_T


missycheerio: Haha, no no, not pmsing! Why everyone thinks so ar. Can't a girl speak her mind sometimes wtf. YAY when are they going to meet! I'll bug my bf. :P And please la, you're not on my hate list at all! -_-


eggyoke: Haha, 95% of my enries are about things that I love/like/adore! :D


alea: But I sayang you! Haha, my best friend is a goth, so you can imagine how much black SHE wears! :P

mustardqueen said...

WHAT SCrewdriver!!! wtf!! you don't relate to my answer one!! I MEAN PAKU in my "zam tau zhong" (zam tau = pillow, dumpling: ZHONG, aka pillow dumpling la!!) AND the paku is 3 inches long rusty!!! and the "juice" in my dumpling, has rust lor means!!! T_____T

dweam said...

you are angsty woman! i like! haha.

HUGSSS.

p/s: i linked you up!

Tara said...

hey you!

i really like this post. hope everything is okay.

-wifey

said...

Haha you have so much repressed anger! Let it all out lol!


And yes, Topshop is ridiculously overpriced.
Sigh, don't you just miss Melbourne and all its $10 clothing splendor?

Valleygirl sells the same stuff that Topshop sells, except for half the price, I swear.



GRRRR.

revel in me said...

mustardqueen: Eh how I got screwdriver from nail.. -___- Eee, now I remember the nail story!! But I still like the 'zhong'.. HOW...


dweam: Haha why you made me sound like a teen in puberty wtf. Thank love, will link you up soon! :)


tara: Haha, aww thank you, means you agree with me on some points right!! :P


katie: Haha, aiyo, why everyone thinks I am angry ar!!! I am ok la. :P And YES, VG sells the same stuff for so much cheaper. I am so emo now! T_T

food4thought said...

coming from a non-angsty POV of not being stylish.. if you're saying people aren't stylish, that's being really judgmental.

maybe, just maybe, people you dislike (i.e. judgmental people) are that way to you because you act that way to them?

just some food4thought

revel in me said...

food4thought: Haha, and I mentioned in the same line that I am guilty of being judgemental too. I think everyone would be judgemental to a certain extent. :)

jean` said...

wAaaa .. means u hate me lah cos i've no fashion sense wtf

Hurry up and come to the nanny state!

pamsong said...

HAHA. I loveness this post!

revel in me said...

jean: Aiyo, no la, you have your own style mah! :)


pamsong: Hahaha, THANK YOUUUU!! I think you're one of the first people to ask me 'eh you pms-ing ar' hahaha.

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