Wednesday, April 02, 2008

NSFW: Sexpo, Melbourne.

I have been meaning to blog bout this since quite sometime ago, but circumstances refrained me from doing so (no internet, computer crash etc etc, it's as if the universe is against me making my blog ham sap).

I am so sorry for unleashing some of the pictures here, please don't boycott me after this! T___T
Or report me to Blogger wtf so that my blog will come with a warning (Offensive Pictures: Are you sure you want to continue) in the future!!! T______T


On our way to SEXPO-- that's Sex Expo for you!
This was in Melbourne la, obviously, which was a really long time ago, heh.


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Back in the days when I was still fair!
Gosh, I actually do look fair and rosy!!!
I am so emo now. :(



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With Mey, stupid woman, towering over me, sigh.



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So I made her stoop down. Her knees were almost reaching the ground wtf.



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Do I suck for thinking an appropriate caption for this picture is KUCING.
Brunch time! I love Melbourne cafes la. This one has colorful funky murals. :)



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With Smalls.
I WAS SO FAIR.



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Mocha!
So easy to pay AUD3 for a coffee in Melbourne, but to fork out RM9 for the same drink here is just cut-throat. =/



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Caesar salad pizza!
Finally, a pizza which I can justify eating. Hello, it has the word SALAD in its name ok?
This is SO GOOD, the crust is actually garlic bread. T____T SO NICE. T_____T




Ok, let's cut to the crunch.
SEXPO time!


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One of the main stages in the exhibition hall.


And yes, that is a girl stripping on the stage. In fact, she is some kind of famous porn star. I haven't heard of her before, she's called BellaDonna, not that I am very well-versed in porn stars la wtf. Err, her name rings a bell, anyone?

She (and another porn star) were just onstage to take pictures with their fans, those were people queuing up downstage. If you're wondering why people were so keen to photograph with them (obviously you have to pay for it, I think it's quite pricey), it's because they were practically naked, and they will sit on a couch, and you can pose however way you want to with them.

You can squeeze their boob, smack their ass, ANYTHING. I saw this guy who stood right behind one of the porn star's buttocks (ala doggy-style) and one of his hand on her butt, and the other grabbing her boob. -____- And this other guy who buried his face in her butt!!!! o____O

Now, I am no prissy prick (no pun intended wtf), but it's really shocking and degrading to see those acts. Yes, it is entertaining, in an eye-opening sort of way, and I know it's their job and all, but to see they being groped and grabbed with not a single ounce of respect, ugh, it just disgusts me. :(


Oh, and in case you're stunned that there are nude women just prancing around, the moment we stepped into the entrance of the hall, we were greeted by topless women in very very skimpy thongs. I nearly gasped in shock when I turned a corner into the entrance, as I was eye-to-eye to a nipple ('cause Caucasian women so much taller!) wtf.

So you sort of get used to naked women walking around, haha.



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Some kind of gaming machine.
I have no idea how it works, but is that a crooked penis in the middle a.. joystick??? -_____-







They had this screens, with shadows behind it. REALLY REALLY SUGGESTIVE SHADOWS.

It was like a really slow and sensual act-out of a whole love-making process (just shadows only!), which later became a threesome (extra shadow, haha).
Beat that, wayang kulit!




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Get this, blow-up ALIEN.
And she has 3 tits yo! Perfect for those who wants more than a handful. Three handfuls to be exact wtf.
Sigh, how can anyone make love to this face is beyond my belief.



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And what sex exhibition is complete without a peep show! :P



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Peeking at the peep show.


The peep show is really cool! You go into this cubicle, and you insert in a AUD2 coin, and the shade of the window will slide open, and you get to see this naked girls, erm, doing their thang. But the main girl was kind of fat-- she was doing really obscene things with this transparent stick, things that will make my grandmother blush and my great-grandmother flip in her grave. Obviously I didn't take any pictures, because it would be really rude!!! But I did do a naughty gesture to her (the stripper of the peep show la, not my grandmother wtf), which made her laugh and proceed to... em, take things further. I am not telling what gesture I did!
Why am I so naughty. T_____T

And haha, Mey and I shared the same cubicle, and because each AUD2 coin last for 30seconds I think, we ended up slotting in more coins, HAHAHA.



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Wheee, ***-ride! Asterisks because I can't for the sake of my life remember what it's called! I know the word starts with a B, but the word 'Banjo' keeps on cropping up in my mind. -__-

The picture is blur 'cause that's how fast the ride is!
But it's so totally HOT! I would try it out if I was wearing leather pants and spandex, HAHAHA.





And there was supposed to be strip shows!

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But bluff wan, all they had were videos of strippers. Pffft.
Apparently there are time slots for every strip show, and we missed the last one.



But Smalls caught a MALE strip show, which she still speaks of fondly till now wtf. HAHHAHAHHA.



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This was the bleacher area whereby you can sit and watch the shows on the stage.
One of the show, which I had the misfortune to catch. T___T
More about that later.



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HAHAHHAHA guy piggy-backing his blow-up doll!
Totally cute image, if it's not so wrong. -_-






This man is wearing a suit with male genitalia emerging out! OH GOD, I'll never have a night of peace after this image. T___T



Sigh, this is the unfortunate show that I watch:
Mind you, it's SICK, don't say I didn't warn you. :(



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GUY WHO PAINTS WITH HIS PENIS.



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WITH HIS FLACCID, OLD, WRINKLY, 60-YEAR OLD PENIS.


He draws faces with his genitals-- by smearing it into an easel of paint!!! And then proceeds to color the background with his BUTT. Yes, he sits onto the easel, and starts imprinting onto the painting. If you can even call it that.

UGH, it's just the grossest thing you can imagine. T____T



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Censored picture. Click here if you want to see the real deal, whatever for, I can't imagine. =/





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Blow-up sheep and pigs! For those with animal fetishes? Or more specifically, FARM animals. -__-


These inflatable animals come with a hole at their posterior, so Mey shoved her fingers into the passage to "feel the material", and with jubilance, she exclaimed "wei feels damn real wei!" HAHAHHAHAHAH why she said that, god knows, HAHAHAHAHA.




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Veined penis parading around, and the fact that I can't help thinking that it looks like a dinosaur is really disturbing.





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And this is a sex swing!
Like the one used in Sex and the City by Samantha, do you remember that episode!!!


HOT! :P

31 comments:

tzeching said...

WTF THE GUY'S KUKUJIAO DAMN SMALL OK

and hui wen i saw what that skank said about you in her blog AND I'M DISGUSTED OK KIDS NOWADAYS HMPHHHH! where got ppl like that wan T_____________T so ugly some more english so bad gosh!

Yatz said...

eh eh..Caucasian and Asian not much difference wtf LOL

Copykate said...

omg so cool! i wanna go too! XD

the guy with penises all over his body was way too gross though. wtfreak

Suet Li said...

which skank!??! and damn cool wei! paint with penis why so nice one! eh isn't it bullride wtf since it's a bull

jade said...

omg the sexpo! hahaha, i wanted to go to that! i tried stalking you on facebook, really didn't work, your profile is like super hidden or something!

Sophia said...

Eh why the 60 year old guy's penis so small! :-O I thought shaved would look even bigger but his looks like a small boy's. Maybe that's why he has to use his penis in more creative ways ;)

Haha what skank?

Sophia said...

Eh btw where's that chicken caesar salad pizza from? Looks great!

meLan*e said...

IF they were to ever have SEXPO in M'sia which i doubt so, i would definitely go. Not that im pervert or anythg but just for the fun and experience la. And the guy wearing the sut with penis all over is very disturbing !! haha damn geli wei. I think if were to walk passby me i would have scream like a small girl! haha
Entertaining post btw :)

revel in me said...

tzeching: HAHAHAHHA is that the only thing you notice!!

And ya la, damn irritating,make yoru eyes less smalls and your face less square HAHHAHAH wtf damn funny!


yatz: Haha, my knowledge on this subject is quite shallow WTF.


copykate: Damn cool right! But it's quite cheating wan la, it's basically just a fair to sell sex products, it gets boring because you see the same products over and over again; it's sort of like a Sex Malta fair actually. ;)
And I KNOWWW the penis man gives me the shudders. *brr*


suet li: Why you like his art!!! Not gross meh! You dare to pin the painting up in your house meh!!! And is it bullride ar? I don't know the correct term la. :(


jade: But they have it every Nov right! So thi year ya! :P And wtff I am not hidden! Try searching under crescent_masquerade@hotmail.com! :)


sophia: Just this childish young girl who tried to put me down la. =/ And hahahahahhahah soph, use his penis in more creative ways, hahahaha! Why are you so critical of his size, HAHA!

And it's on flinder's lane, it's called Red something, heh.


melanie: I don't think they will ever have it in M'sia. =/ If got also, it won't be as free (definitely no topless women and peepshows, I am sure!) But you can keep a lookout, they have it in Aussie every year end, so maybe in the future you can plan your trips to aussie to coincide with it! :P

And haha, why are you so cute! But I think I screamed too when I saw him. :P

foongjin said...

er. ok. i think i'm still very asian la, cos i find it quite disgusting la, all the open display of flesh and genitals and the take a pic with porn star event.

and i agree about the AUD 3 RM 9 drink comparison. Why ah? is it because when you're paying RM 9, you're basically paying for the name and not the ingredients?

smalls said...

You were so happy that day. HAHAH!

Chelle said...

haahah

the part where kit mey went 'wei feels damn real wei'.....omg....hahahhahaha

lol moment for me....

got me thinking a whole lot..hmmmmm...*thinks again*

alea amin said...

YEEEEEEE even my brother's kukujiao is bigger. WHAT'S THIS I THOUGHT ANG MOHS HAVE BIGGER BIRDS sigh that guy sure kena teasing after the show wtf.


if malaysia have this sex expo, hail the lord semua pakcik2 kat sini akan menjadi sexmaniac. tongkat ali everyday.

emmanuel said...

omfg!! wat time is d next of dis kinda show? its the coolest! wait! is dis april fool prank? ok am addicted to this post.wtf!lol

emmanuel said...

oh yea BellaDonna rings a bell! hahahaha

Sophia said...

Oooh what little girl? I also want to read :P

Sophia said...

Ps. Is the Red something restaurant on Degraves St?

sofia said...

Oh that episode I remember- the one she needed to get an HIV test right?! And then, they broke the swing?

aud said...

PAINT WITH PENIS WTF good lord i really did click on the uncensored picture T_T but only to see if there was paint on it WTF.

But i dont understand! paint with penis not painful wan meh? won't the paint get up the hole wtf. and the friction between the penis and the paper wont scrape off his skin ar wtf.

revel in me said...

foongjin: Then am I very miang... 'Cause when I saw that shadow show, I got hot and bothered WTFFF. T___T

And oh! The AUD3 vs RM9 thing, I don't think it's 'cause of the name, 'cause in Melbourne, all coffees cost around there whether it's the cafe in a back alley or a restaurant in Crown Casino. I think it's more 'cause of the dollar-to-dollar issue-- like, it's more acceptable to fork out 3 bucks, than to pay 9 bucks. T___T


smalls: HAHAHHAHA WHAT THE!! Idiot. You were happier k, remember you went on that ride in the sexpo, the one where you see blow-up dolls in compromising positions, HAHAHA!


chelle: Trust me, you're not the only pondering, HAHAHAHA!


alea: Why you know your brother's size! Eh, duwan, I don't think I want to know wtf.

And eeeeeee, now I am having images of wanking old pakciks-- one hand wanking, one hand sipping tongkat ali wtf. T_____T


ammanuelle: -_______________- Why you know who is Bella Donna wannn... -__________-
And how can it be an April's fool joke! Like tada, actually all the pics are fake, I photoshopped them ar. -_-

And em, it's in Melbourne (and other parts of aussie) during Nov! You can go see! :P


aophia: Haha, come online, I pass you her link! :P And YAAA I think it's on Degraves St! Memory getting fuzzy. =/


sofia: OMG talk about the biggest SATC fan, haha! I am not sure la, I myself can't remember. T_T

revel in me said...

aud: Sigh, I think EVERYONE clicked on the uncensored pic, if not how can they comment that the penis is so small. -_-

And no paint, 'cause he wiped it off with a wet cloth!! Damn kasar somemore, damn scared the penis fall off wtf. I don't know why no friction or paint-suction, but maybe that's why the foreskin is for WTF. And you should see the way he painted ok, he really treat his genitals like lap sap, he tugs and pulls at it to dab and swab on the canvas! T____T

emmanuel said...

hahahahahhaha...wow so cool! lol..i wanna visit the next time..how i knw the actress? hmmmm...am a fan? dat counts? wtf!

Simon Seow said...

Too bad Malaysia won't have this kind of exhibition. When is Singapore's, will go there then. kekeke

pamsong said...

So pissing how Malaysia never gets this kinda stuff. -_-

mustardqueen said...

-___- I dun wanna start imagining size of the penis of our brother lor like alea said gross wey....


AND!! no wonder he can paint so well la, can paint eyes and eyelashes summore cos penis too small, fine brush wtf can paint small details..

i am so gross T___T

revel in me said...

emmanuel: WTF -_____________-.


simon seow: Haha, do you think S'pores one would be as open? 'Cause still Asians right. =/


pamsong: Ya la, and I don't think there will ever, ever be. :(


mustardqueen: HAHHAHAHHA fine brush!!! HAHAHHAHA!

Simon Seow said...

You don't know meh? Singapore started their own SEXPO 2 or 3 years ago. But don't think have nudity la.

.:Baby Gin:. said...

i want toys *o*

wtf im so naughty

and i also dunno who is bella donna! must be not hot wan!! nobody intro her porno to me b4 also *o*

CaRoL Kc said...

i'm so 'jakun', can't believe this thing exist.. haha..

revel in me said...

simon seow: Oooh, I've heard that they have their own sexpo, but I have never been! No nudity, no fun laaa! WTF.


baby gin: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA why your emoticons so cute! And expressive wtf. Eh the toys there, very.. kinky, haha... And how often do people intro porn to you... T____T Err, the bella donna not THAT hot, but good ass WTF.


carol: Hahaha, I was so excited when I found out there were! I was like, WE MUST GOOOOOO! Haha!

weiqi said...

1st time to comment here
hmm..hope there will be something similiar here in HK (since it's quite impossible to have it in M'sia)..
i really wanted to see how that guy is painting with his penis..he want to keep his penis busy all the time huh??